turn offs

  1. that fu fu lame shit i aint wit it



"Don’t talk to me at all and don’t talk to anyone I know at all. And tell everybody never talk to anyone that anyone knows. Don’t talk to themselves. Don’t talk ever again!"
Reblog if you’ll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

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Just saw Durango and I’m convinced Samuel L. Jackson is REALLY that way.




Like…. I believe his IS a modern day Uncle Ruckus.

you saw what now?

im sittin here thinkin why the fuck would sam jackson rich ass be in a durango


Circle K Chronicles

So I’m in line behind these two boys right. Had to be in maybe 8th grade. Could have been in 9th I’m not really sure. They looked exceptionally younger than me.

Anyway, they’re behind this elderly black man. Old school.

The kids are really close to this old man when he’s paying for his shit so he goes “can you back up just a bit son, you’re real close”

The kid goes “the fuck this old ass man talking bout’ somebody better tell him to go somewhere with that shit”

At this point I’m just trying to make it seem like I’m minding my business.

The old man says “no need to be so disrespectful” and the woman ringing him up, had to be maybe 15 years younger than him but still was old enough to be my mama, she just shook her head.

The kid says some smart ass comment about how the old man should do something or other.

The old man walks away. So they’re next in line. His friend is getting some snacks and shit and the smart mouthed one is just standing there.

He starts being rude again and talks about the old man while he’s walking away and the clerk says “you can get out if you’re going to be disrespectful” he pretends like he doesn’t hear her and asks his friend if he’s done. The lady says “he’s not done but you can wait for him outside”

He still pretends like he doesn’t hear her and says “I don’t know who this bitch think she talking to”

At this point I am frightened for him running round messing with these old people on Good Friday.

So his friend gets done and he hasn’t left yet. The woman says “and you wonder why someone calls you disrespectful”

He says “bitch you better leave me the fuck alone, that’s why you suck dick ho”

I swear I saw the devil cross through her facial expressions. If he would have been an inch closer she would have caught his ass when she reached to yank his ass over the damn counter.

……..he stole a bag of candy as he walked out…. Bold Niggas Unite.


Currently happening
87bluespots asked:
1,2, 7, 13

1. The meaning behind my URL

When I smoke I love to listen to music…that’s as far as I’m getting with that right now.

2. Picture of me

I’ll post one

7. Biggest turn offs


13. Life goals

To be happy really. To find and be comfortable with my own terms of what it means to be successful in life.

I’m weak.
boys who actually makes plans


it doesn’t have to be elaborate 
i don’t care for fancy dates 
but if he says,
"hey let’s grab some coffee, my treat." 
"i need to buy a sweater, help me choose?" 
"i haven’t seen you in awhile, let’s go watch a movie."

it sounds totes better than 
"idk what do you want to do choose"  

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